[Intro: Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan), Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)]
Peter, may I use your restroom?
I took a laxative and a stool hardener
Ough, and they're fighting it out in there
Yeah, it's upstairs, Mort
Oh, but I hope there's a scale in there
There's a scale in there, there's a scale in there
I'd like to have before and after
Before and after, before and after
Ough, I hope there's another bathroom
Another bathroom, another bathroom
Oh, oh, thank God, a porta-potty
Ah!
[Chorus: Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan), Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)]
Fuck you, fuck both of you
I wanna get back on the motorcycle
Good you it's out of gas
Why isn't the time machine working?
I don't know, Mort
I hate it here
I don't know (Hate it here)
I don't know (Hate it here)
I hate this whole damn place, it's a bunch of shit
It's all a bunch of shit, it's all a bunch of shit
It's all a bunch of Gooddamn, Goddamn shit
A bunch of Goddamn shit, a bunch of Goddamn shit
Okay, take it easy, man
No, fuck you, I'm in occupied Europe, I'm a Jew
[Verse 1: Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan), Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)]
Fuck the both of you, fuck the both of you
Fuck the both, fuck the both, fuck the both of you
I didn't say anything (Oh thanks, Brian)
This is a bunch of shit (Okay, you know what, Mort?)
Shut up, just shut up, shut up, just shut up
Shut the fuck, shut the fuck, shut the fuck up
I don't give a shit about you
You know we could just leave you here (Yeah, yeah, right)
Leave me here, that's great, leave me here, that's great
Leave me here, leave me here, leave me here, that's great
We're in occupied Europe, and if you haven't noticed, I'm Jewish
Oh, I noticed
Eat my ass, Brian, eat my ass, Brian
Eat my ass, eat my ass, eat my ass, Brian
Don't you mean your ass-neck?
Shut up, shut- shut- shut- shut - up, that's a real thing
[Bridge: Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan), Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)]
Mort, thank God
Brian and Stewie? You're in heaven, too?
Mort, this isn't heaven, you've time travelled into the past How is that possible?)
Just trust me, we're here to bring you back home
But it's gotta be heaven, Brian, look, there's my frugal- my frugal aunt, Ruth
My thrifty unc, Issac, my bargain hunting aunt, Flo
And my great aunt, Vera, who didn't like to spend a lot
My thrifty unc, Issac, my bargain hunting aunt, Flo
And my great aunt, Vera, who didn't like to spend a lot
[Chorus: Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan), Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)]
Fuck you, fuck both of you
I wanna get back on the motorcycle
Good you it's out of gas
Why isn't the time machine working?
I don't know, Mort
I hate it here
I don't know (Hate it here)
I don't know (Hate it here)
I hate this whole damn place, it's a bunch of shit
It's all a bunch of shit, it's all a bunch of shit
It's all a bunch of Gooddamn, Goddamn shit
A bunch of Goddamn shit, a bunch of Goddamn shit
Okay, take it easy, man
No, fuck you, I'm in occupied Europe, I'm a Jew
[Outro: Adolf Hitler (John Viener), Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Mort Goldman (Johnny Brennan)]
Arrest them, arrest those- those three
These filth are making a mockery of our Reich- these filth are making a mockery of our Reich
Execute them, unless (Unless what?)
Unless they can sing a charming musical number
Whenever, whenever
Dammit, dammit, dammit, will you two just get in the fucking time mach- machine?