[Verse 1: Glenn Quagmire (Seth MacFarlane)]
My name is Glenn Quagmire and I say "giggity"
Giggity giggity giggity
My name is Glenn Quagmire, your gun's pointing at me
No, I just want to make sure your safety is
My name is Glenn Quagmire and I say "giggity"
Giggity giggity giggity
My name is Glenn Quagmire, ow, you shot me
Son of a bitch
[Verse 1: Glenn Quagmire (Seth MacFarlane), Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Joe Swanson (Patrick Warburton)]
Damn it, Peter, that's it
I'm done, done with all your crap
I never want to speak to you again
This friendship is over
Well, fine
Now look, you guys, you've given me no alternative
I have to choose on: Quagmire
Suck it
Quagmire, I need you to shoot me
Okay
Woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, no, no, no