[Chorus]
Girl what I am in love with
I am so in love with you
You look so depressed with your hair all distressed
Your collar is all askew, oh-oh-whoa
[Chorus]
Girl what I am in love with
I am so in love with you
You scare me at night with your jeans so tight
And your highlights' electric blue
[Refrain]
The other boys say you're a weirdo (weirdo)
But I think you're immeasurably cool
It's whispered that you are a nympho (nympho)
I surrender myself to you, should that be true
[Chorus]
Girl what I am in love with
I am so obsessed with you
If I could get in those fantastic new chinos
Unspeakable things I would do
[Chorus]
Girl what I am in love with
You fill my dampest dreams
And if you should like to excite my libido
Tonight, I'm emphatically keen
[Refrain]
Other boys say you're a weirdo (weirdo)
But I think you're immeasurably cool
It's whispered that you are a nympho (nympho)
I surrender myself to you, should that be true
[Chorus]
Girl what I am in love with
I am so in love with you
And if you should like to excite my libido
Tonight, then that's what you shall do
[Outro]
Shall we get some takeaway?
Shall we get some takeaway?
Shall we get some takeaway tonight?