[Verse 1]
Used to date a girl called Rainy
She was okay if you got past her name
Used to come 'round and watch DVDs
I said, "I like you more than like you"
She said, "Don't worry, mate
"I feel the same"
[Verse 2]
Said, "I like men with long hair
"And beards on their chin"
So, I took her to this pirate thing
With a miniature golf thing
And we didn't even get the photos developed
That we took that day
I was almost scared they might just fade
The memories that we made
[Chorus]
I miss you more than Woolworths
If that's a thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a thing
But the movies that kid made [?], we watched, with aliens in
They really sucked
[Verse 3]
Then she came around on Sunday
Said, "I think it's best if we were just friends
"Besides, you wanna take that really well-paid job
In Nottingham"
I said, "Come on, love!
"It's only twelve quid on the train"
[Chorus]
I miss you more than Woolworths
If that's a thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a thing
But the movies that kid made [?], we watched, with aliens in
It really sucked
[Bridge]
You're just like Pick and Mix
Overpriced, addictive, but somehow I still need my fix
[Chorus]
And I miss you more than Woolworths
If that's a thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a thing
But I guess the sad fact is
I must've liked you way more than you liked me