[verse 1]
A tiger, a tiger, a tiger running at me
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming at its full speed
I throw it a can of really generic soda
And it crushes it inside of its mouth with ease
My neighbor, my neighbor, he's mowing down his front lawn
He's gotten his focus, he's got his working clothes on
"hey, help me! please help me!" i scream as i run by him
And i thank god that his front door is open right now
[chorus]
Is it all real? is it a dream? nothing is just as it seems
If it is real, if it is a dream, i'm not sure i know what it means
[verse 2]
I made it, i made it, i made it to the front door and
I shut it, i shut it, i shut it with some force and
Now i'm guilty, so guilty, my neighbor's getting simply ripped to pieces
While his wife watches on from the kitchen and
She's screaming, she's screaming, she's screaming understandably
I tell her, "i get it, but please, you have to be quiet
The tiger, he's out there, and he might hear you screaming
Get distracted, and come in and get us, now you see, you and me!"
[chorus]
Is it all real? is it a dream? nothing is just as it seems
If it is real, if it is a dream, i'm not sure i know what it means
[verse 3]
It's over, it's over, the tiger heard me screaming
Now he's in here, he's in here, he's making his way to me and
He's got me, oh god please, the neighbor's wife passed out and
He's on top of me just licking my face, okay, so why was i afraid?
[chorus]
Is it all real? is it a dream? nothing is just as it seems
If it is real, if it is a dream, i'm not sure i know what it means
Is it all real? is it a dream? nothing is just as it seems
If it is real, if it is a dream, i'm not sure i know what it means
What does it mean?