[Paige]
I was scared and so confused
Unfortunately so was grandma too
So I went to the bathroom alone and shut the door and asked my mom to coach me through
She said just stick it up there
I said are you crazy, cuckoo?
How have you never warned me that this is what I’m expected to do?
Then under the door, a pad slipped through
A gift from my momma the best she could do But all I could think was everyone was gonna see it too
So I cried Why now Waikiki why why?
Why me Waikiki why why?
Can you tell me what to to cause my mom’s no help will you so why me Waikiki why why?
Why me Waikiki why why?
But I trusted my mother
Knew all there was to know
And at first no one noticed I was packing a pad down below
Splashing all around, feeling so live
Just for a moment then I looked down and saw My pad turned into a diaper, an ocean diaper Like a big, wet, soggy… you know like a.. like a baby’s diaper
My ocean diaper was waving in the wind, with my ocean diaper I could no longer swim so I screamed
Why now Waikiki why why?
Why me Waikiki why why?
Can you tell me what to do cause my mom’s no help will you so why now Waikiki why why? Why me Waikiki why why?
Mmmm...
[Molly, Spoken]
What was grandma thinking?
[Paige]
Grandma didn’t know better
No, grandma never knew
Her momma never taught her so she missed a step or two
I realized she just did her best and as I grew I gathered tools she never had so that I could teach you