[Chorus]
Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny, and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller so I'll just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong
[Verse 1]
Well them boys down there in Texas got some damn fine weed
They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed
Well that's exploitin' cheap labor, but hell that's a Texican's creed
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed
[Verse 2]
Well them boys in Colorado just as soon pan for gold
The nights are too long the growing season's too cold
They just as soon smoke a joint that Jason [?] rolled
Least that's what i been told
[Chorus]
Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny, and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller so I'll just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong
[Verse 3]
Them faggots down in Norman they got a kinky streak
They'd rather roll their own then sit and rest for two weeks
They'd just as soon--
Them faggots down in Norman they got a kinky streak
They'd rather roll their own then sit and rest for two weeks
They'll sure start puffin' if you stick one in their beak
Yeah them faggots down in Norman got a kinky streak
[Verse 4]
Them boys in Louisiana they got trouble growin' their weed
Them alligators is mean they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night by the light of the full moon
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms
[Chorus]
Yeah them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny, and way too long
Well I ain't a holy roller so I'll just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll they joints all wrong