[Chorus: Both]
Free-range, give me free-range
Let them range and set them free
I'm only happy if the chickens are
So give me free-range eggs for tea
[Verse 1: Dan 1, Dan 2, and Both]
Maybe we'll have them hard-boiled in a sandwich or baguette
Maybe we'll have them beaten in a Spanish-style omelette
Maybe we'll make a carbonara sauce-full spaghetti
But whatever we make, let the hens that made the eggs be ranging free
[Chorus: Both]
Oh, free-range, give me free-range
Let them range and set them free
I'm only happy if the chickens are
So give me free-range eggs for tea
[Verse 2: Dan 1, Dan 2, and Both]
Maybe we'll use some egg yolks for a basic Hollandaise
But save the remaining egg whites for a garlic mayonnaise
Maybe we'll make a marvelous meringue by whisking some up 'til they foam
But whatever we make, let the hens that made the eggs have space to roam
[Chorus: Both]
Oh, free-range, give me free-range
Let them range and set them free
I'm only happy if the chickens are
So give me free-range eggs for tea
[Verse 3: Dan 1, Dan 2, and Both]
Maybe we'll make a souffle, maybe we'll make a quiche
Maybe we'll make a piperade, though admittedly that one's quite niche
We'll happily have them pickled or baked or deviled or poached or fried
But whatever we make, please assure us the hens from natural causes died
[Chorus: Both, Dan 2]
Oh, free-range, give me free-range
Let them range and set them free
I'm only happy if the chickens are
So give me free-range eggs, give him free-range eggs
Give me free-range eggs for tea