[Verse 1: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
I inject pure kryptonite into my brain
It improves my kung-fu and it eases the pain
During acceleration when the peddle hits the floor
This thing burns nitroglycerine and powdered C-4
[Refrain: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
And I will always love you
[Verse 2: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
I drive a modified T-series Lola
It's kind of heavy but I like the feel
When I say Vietnam it sounds just like Coca-Cola
I believe most anything as long as it's not real
[Refrain: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
And I will always love you
[Verse 3: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
I've battled aliens from outer space
They got one eye right in the middle of their face
I grab my laser gun, I know my place
Somebody has to save the human race
[Refrain: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder, Dan Reeder]
And I will always love you
There we go!
[Verse 4: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
It seems hopeless, but wouldn't you know?
They've got a weakness and they let it show
They can't jump and they're a little bit slow
When I say World War Two, I mean the video
[Outro: Dan Reeder & Peggy Reeder]
And I, help me, Elvis
I, help me, Elvis
I, come on now, Elvis
I can't help falling in love with you