[Verse 1]
Now everyone farts, don't deny it
It's a natural thing and there's no need to hide it
But have you ever wondered what caused that sound?
That rumbling in your belly when no one's around
[Chorus]
It's the food we eat, that makes us fart
Beans and broccoli that makes us smart
It's the air we swallow, and what we haste
And sometimes it's just the way our bodies are shaped
When we eat, the food gets broken down
In our stomach and makes a gurgling sound
The bacteria in our gut
And going to work breaking down the food that we credburst
[Pre-Chorus]
Farts
They're cool
Oh yeah you better believe it
[Chorus]
It's the food we eat, that makes us fart
Beans and broccoli that makes us smart
It's the air we swallow, and what we eat
And sometimes it's just the way our bodies are shaped
Now it may be embarrassing but it's a sign we're healthy
A release of gas in part of being wealthy
In terms of good health we mean
So don't get ashamed, let your farts be seen
[Bridge]
It's the food we eat, that makes us fart
Beans and broccoli that makes us smart
What the fuck does that even mean?
ChatGPT made this lyric for me
It's the air we swallow, and yeah
When we eat and haste, what does that even mean?
Whatever, man
And sometimes it's just the way our bodies are shaped
What does that have to do with anything?
I think farts are more simple than that because they're awesome and funny
But I think the chorus is coming so I'm gonna have to sing it again
Are you ready?
[Chorus]
It's the food we eat, that makes us smart
Beans and broccoli foods that make us smart
It's the air we swallow, what we eat and haste
And sometimes it's just the way our bodies are shaped
It's the food we eat, I'm not repeating that line because it's repetitive and there's nothing
Now everyone farts, don't deny it
It's a natural thing and there's no need to hide it
[Outro]
But have you ever wondered, what caused that sound?
That rumbling in your belly when no one's around
I just love farts so much
Please give me all your farts
It's all I can ever think of
Give me 'em now
All I wanted are your farts
Those ripples out of your buttcheeks
Oh, that's right, you better believe it
Yeah!