I made mustard gas
Yeah! Yeah! I made mustard gas
I shoved it up my buttcrack
Yeah! Yeah! Up my buttcrack
I eat mustard gas for breakfast
I throw it at my dentist!
I used it in the Vietnam War!
I projectile it at the poor
I mix mustard gas with Hydrogen Cyanide
I throw it at dynamite
I attack schools with it!!
I love that shit!
I dominate people with my mustard gas stained salami
I drench my salami in it when I listen to dommy mommies
I blow shit up with Polonium-210
If you take my mustard gas, you better think again!
It’s more yellow than my pee
More yellow than Golden Freddy
I used it to blow up my sister
Gave her a dozen blisters!!
I made mustard gas
Yeah! Yeah! I made mustard gas
I shoved it up my buttcrack
Yeah! Yeah! Up my buttcrack
I eat mustard gas for breakfast
I throw it at my dentist!
I used it in the Vietnam War!
I projectile it at the poor
I mix mustard gas with Hydrogen Cyanide
I throw it at dynamite
I attack schools with it!!
I love that shit!
It tastes so sweet, just like honey!
It makes me vomit like I owe it money
It’s kinda like sugar
I throw it at hookers!