Intro:
This guy had his own factory where he would make cheese and make it with his million dollar factory. It’s super popular. Everyone likes it. He spends all 25 hours of his day making cheese for everyone in town. It’s 9 and a half stars out of 5. It gets branded as “The Ultimate Cheese” But something bad happens later on so stay tuned
Verse 1:
He clocks into work for the day when suddenly it looks like his factory is out of cheese. Now that isn’t normal, normally a lot of cheese would be waiting for him so he can sell it. He calls her coworker and says what the heck is going on. “Hello, I’m here at the cheese factory and all the cheese has magically disappeared, also I smell blood?” She says “Hmm, that’s weird. I’ll go check it out” So, she shows up a quarter after nine. They’re still confused, like I wouldn’t blame them. Scared about the company cause it can’t go bankrupt. “Let’s go to the CCTV and check what the heck happened.” So, they went to the cameras and this is what they found. Oh no!
Chorus 1:
Welcome to The Cheese Factory. It’s a wild place. The Cheese Factory. Stuff just can’t go right! The Chess factory is a bit absurd. Can they keep their place intact or will something bad happen? Let’s just find out in the cheese factory
Verse 2:
Apparently, she got distracted and found some stuff on the conveyor belts. “Ew” said her, “Oh boy” said he, “maybe we can find some clues there?” They actually went to the cameras and found out what had happened. Some vampires broke in the night before while everyone was asleep. Maybe they needed cheese? Maybe they felt evil that day? Who knows, but it looks like a malfunction happened and started producing something gross. I think that’s why the machines are broken. So they stole the entire cheese load and took it back to their universe for vampires to try. It was awesome. They made a lot of money that we could have had. They decided to try to fix the issue which took a really long time. It was ready and the customers were mad for the delay but don’t worry it was open and it was successful even with the delays. Then, the girl had an idea. “The vampires could come back today, we should try finding them and stopping them” said her. The idea was great and this will be something cool
Chorus 2:
Welcome to The Cheese Factory. It’s a wild place. The Cheese Factory. Stuff just can’t go right! The Chess factory is a bit absurd. Can they keep their place intact or will something bad happen? Let’s just find out in the cheese factory?
Bridge:
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Verse 3:
Nighttime approached at the cheese factory. Feeling sleepy but had to stay on task to capture the vampires. He saw that last night that they came in at 11:45pm. It reached 11:45 in the cheese factory and they noticed something in the dark. It was the vampires. They broke in and they instantly saw them. They brought out their machinery and started attacking. The vampires noticed and they didn’t like it. It was an all out brawl between the humans and the vampires. It was stupid unfair. 2-135. Definitely a bad taste. It was actually so over. “RUN” said the guy. The vampires were destroying stuff, stealing the cheese, and harming other people. They found a hiding spot in the cooler. But the vampires found them. They were trying to hunt them down and at this point bad stuff happened
Verse 4:
The vampires destroyed the entire building. It has fully collapsed. The two people that own it, are, well, let’s just say, dead. Rescuers try to get them free, but sadly it was just too late. People are sad about the loss and no more perfect cheese will be made. All the vampires were executed the next day. At the graveyard. Most of the town was there. Everyone misses them and they will be remembered. Now we can all say that we all remember them at the
Cheese Factory. It’s the cheese factory. It’s the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cheese factory. It’s the
Cheese Factory. It’s the cheese factory. It’s the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cheese factory. It’s the
Cheese Factory. It’s the cheese factory. It’s the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cheese factory. We can’t get anymore cheese so let’s just remember the cheese factory