[intro - lil pizza pasta]
No more gooning, time for rizzing
Always with p, she amazing
Yeah, if you’re fine shit, slide in this right now
Slide right now, slide right now
No more insecurities, girl, you’re ten plus two
I’m talkin’ maxxed out, that’s you
Aye, aye
[verse 1 - dyna]
Look, i’m infatuated, i admit it, i love your presence
And all these affectionate commentaries
Everyone too kinky, you’re exotic enough for my taste, though
At least you ain’t basic, you saved my summer, great dame
Called you capital p, not your name
Polyamory, my ideal living, i can’t do with one girl, uh
But you set them others apart
Seduction, you mastered the art
Bullseye hit with the dart of love
And plunged into my heart, uh
She got love for my homies
All due love to my homies
Sometimes i backtrack my statements
And i can’t vow this won’t apply
But right now, ‘fore i lose you, i’d rather die, uh
[chorus - dyna & dj flaccid]
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap, hollup
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap
[verse 2 - k4rls0n]
Yo, girl, you’re heinous in bed
I love keeping you fed, yeah, that is slang for me, man
Too bad we don’t advance, i could get with you forever, girl
This ain’t no show and tell, no object, you’re my girl
Yeah, um, the sexists clutch their pearls
Calling out the cat ain’t gon’ get these dummies tapped
‘cause i know who you want
And the man you want is me, yeah
And you could ask me any day of the calendar week
Every time, it’s a yes, that’s something i’ll guarantee
Now, let me let you in on a little of bit of tea
A lot of these thirsty men are only tryna hit
But in the case of me, that’s not something i’m tryna see, oh!
[chorus - dyna & dj flaccid]
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap, hollup
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap
[verse 3 - dyna]
Um, i’m really out here tryna help you eat
I really wanna see what’s under the sheets
I get you’re fasting, but i’m fast in this shit
My lust addiction, i’m a victim of the world they bring
My mental lows, i’m a victim of the shit they teach
Christian turned to atheism, zone out when they preach
Infidelity, can’t resist loving a bitch
But i’m infatuated, and can you help me scratch that itch
That’s why i like polygamy, ‘cause girls help me exist
[chorus - dyna & dj flaccid]
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap, hollup
(everyday…)
You can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me, you can rizz me
You’re so sigma, alpha, rizzler, every single positive
That’s how you’re saving the summer, i can’t even cap
[outro - dj beta]
Alright, i’m only gonna ask you two once
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
I don’t have no staff, i don’t have nothing
And you aren’t leaving until i know what the fuck you’re doing here!