[Intro]
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen
Today, we have quite the exclusive guest
Some call him EGL, others Scholastic Typa Guy
Others even call him The Administrator
But I?
I call him The Rap Surgeon
[Verse 1]
Ladies and gentlemen I represent the essence
Of the late eighties, defying human senescence
But The Renaissance brought me adolescence
Rhymes are like Fort Knox I'm still omnipresent
If you're weak? No response like a lieutenant
I cross the shocks into watts, still independent
I'm not the defendant I could knock the Senate
But people say I'm underdeveloped what a irony
Look at the effort, where's the society credit?
Give this to the kids, there's no Parental Advisory
But I'm infamous for bein' ignoramus entirely
Try to sustain us it's outrageous, I'm quite early
Keep the basis on the status you won't persuade us
A bigger hit than Amadeus that's a big disclaimer
Hire me and my buddy and pay us much
To retire early be infamous due to the rhymes I came up wit'
[Chorus]
L-L-Ladies and G-G-Gentlemen
Introducing The Rap Surgeon
L-Ladies and G-G-G-Gentlemen
Introducing The Administrator
L-L-Ladies and G-Gentlemen
Introducing The Rap Surgeon
L-Ladies and Gentlemen
Introducing The Administrator
[Verse 2]
I'm a mix of Napoleon and a Mongolian
Jurisdiction wit' some friction, but I'm holy of
Competition 'cause I'm in expedition in Utopia
Check the subscription of the JJ in Malaysia
The Judge get's judged by somebody wit' a grudge
He won't budge 'cause he encourages the above
As one lunges forward wit' the sovereign cuffs
He clutches the judgement, calls out the bluff
Talks jurisprudence 'cause he previously puffed
Tried to decipher my hieroglyph and summoned a demon
Noticed the shift and adjusted the glyph
Prayed for relief and left him wit' theft
[Chorus]
L-L-Ladies and G-G-Gentlemen
Decipher the hieroglyphics
L-Ladies and G-G-G-Gentlemen
A quick grammatical fix
L-L-Ladies and G-Gentlemen
Critics are hidden in clinical lyrics
L-Ladies and Gentlemen
Introducing EGL
[Verse 3]
The chaos theory tries to stay on the beat
I write wit' crayon the complex metatheory
Like how the infamous big bang theory happened
Decipher the code like Ratchet & Clank
Polyrhythmic, built it brick by brick
Like Slick Rick, the rhymes are pretty slick
Can you predict the risk? Get picked and kicked
Like an addict, blink and think to keep up wit' my ink
Absurd word choices, you only heard a third
Refer to me as the resurrection which returned
The golden age of the long burned Earth
I deserve to be confirmed by the world
'Cause if not you'll get purged be unconcerned
It won't happen until the Earth burns