Boss-adjacent cop-type in training
Compliance officer dressed up, playing
Neon-vested authority stand-in
Qualifications? Random
Can you compel me to comply?
Status quo advocate, I have to laugh
But first I have to pay your fine and curb my wrath
You're on the beat on every street, in every room
There’s one of you in every other womb and tomb
Can you compel me to comply—and for how long