[Intro: Peter Griffin, various producer tags]
I can never figure out when the hell the studio logos end and the actual movie begins
Ayo, Karkat Vantas
Day-Day-Daytrip took it to ten (Hey!)
Wake up, Filthy!
Metro! (Mustard on the beat, ho)
Weezy outta here
This is a certified hood classic (well, now, that seems intentionally misleading)
[Verse: Eric Joseph]
I don't know what you've heard about me but it is incorrect
I don't know what you've heard about me but it is false
I do not know what you have heard about me but it is untrue (Oh shit, untrue)
Yeah, yeah, what you hear about me is false
What you hear about me is untrue, that's what they say
Yuh, yeah, uh
One plus two is three
Three plus two is five
What does that make five plus two?
That's right, it's seven
Got a date with a guy named Kevin
Made some total bars, that shit sounded like heaven
I'm not Alex Schor but I'll fart in the elevator
I don't know what you've heard, see you later
Just know you sound like Tow Mater