[intro]
Yeah, oh!
Get in my car, y'all
I said, "get in"
Woo, let's go
Y'all better watch out now, 'cause here i come
Look at these spinning rims, bitch, woo-hoo!
[verse 1]
Yo man, first of all i'm the boss
I play lacrosse with lara croft and share lip gloss
Gross? lad, chill, i just wanted to get that across
Man, even my dentist hates when i floss
Goddamn it, i'm like a macaw
Or tupac when i go "bang bang, yo yo, go fuck the law"
Pull up on tiptoe to the club in a black pinto like it's a porsche
Garbage bag on the floor, red panties hanging from one of the window
Spray-painted doors with the naked chicks on 'em holding a quinto
Ukraine plates hanging low with my name's on 'em
Baby, fuji's here, come and bounce them gains to his jam if you want and
Think this is a joke? we're going for a ride, gal, let's bond
So quit tryna be a clown and just sit up on front
Blast my music on and try not to kick over the gas can and
There's half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance
I got enough of just getting home and eat yams
Now girl, tell me, can i finally get that lap dance?
She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass, man
In the streets of canicattì it means she belongs to me, now it's time to put these damn rhymes down
And show this hussy who's the real man
That's a damn good buzz, now gal, fuck it, let's dance
[chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone's drunk and nobody's safe alone
So grab a gal, grab a dude, or whoever you see
Ain't nothin' but a ballad, come get tipsy with me! (alcohol ballad!)
[verse 2]
Second of all, i'm like a magician doing wheelies on a wheelchair
Pull a fifth of vodka and bacardi from out of my pink underwear
Walk around the party, no doubt and hell without even a care
I'm dancing to shit beats like a body without a head
Looking like a zombie from night of the living dead
And tomorrow after taking three vics, i'll probably still be too high to get out of bed
Drink beers 'til i feel like i got hit with a nail gun
Got a nail in my fucking head, yeah, gal, real fun
I'm mixing hennessy with ginger ale 'til i faint like dante
Then drink a pepsi with mentos, blast off to the north pole and then
Roll the clips at the gifts while i'm yelling, "die, santa!"
Stole the sleigh, hit a tree with rudolph and then
Shot three innocent bystanders who weren't dancing
So quit tryna play dumb and drunk, you all
Let's hit the floor when the beat drops, stop stalling
They call me the marilyn manson of rap, darling
'cause as soon as they worship the devil, i start balling
Biting into a six-pack of fantas, make it rain on them mini-skirts
Throwing quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies like i'm in a strip
Club, and man, i do this for them bunnies and them cargo pants
Drinking four vodkas, three musketeers and fifteen quintos, then
I'll lock myself in a room with my gal, drink liquor 'til our hearts hang
And no one'll knock, i'll hang a sign saying "don't disturb" i'm too superb
I say the right things, y'all, don't i spit the dopest words?
Now hop in my minivan, let's get tipsy, come on!
[chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone's drunk and nobody's safe alone
So grab a gal, grab a dude, or whoever you see
Ain't nothin' but a ballad, come get tipsy with me! (alcohol ballad!)
[bridge]
Spill your drink, kick a chair, let's start a little bash
If anyone asks, we say, "nah, it's just a trashy bash"
You don't know? better ask somebody, it's a guarantee
We're havin' an alcoholic ballad, go crazy!
[chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone's drunk and nobody's safe alone
So grab a gal, grab a dude, or whoever you see
Ain't nothin' but a ballad, come get tipsy with me
And i said, "now, you can do this on your own
But everyone's drunk and nobody's safe alone
So grab a gal, grab a dude, or whoever you see
Ain't nothin' but a ballad (a ballad)"
Ha-ha, let's fucking go!