I sit at my home and drink flieshmans and play in my shitty band
My band is shit, I think my trash can might be my only fan!
Someone once told me, hey dude you suck!
The only thing that might be better is your dirty gym sock, fuck!
Why is my face so sad?
Cuz all the music in the world turned bad
What about Ladmo Bag?
They would have changed it man!
Fungus Toes stinks! Can we just laugh about it?
Their songs break my guitar and leave an ear scar
Ah damn!