[Intro]
(The doctor will see you now)
[Verse 1]
How are you today? What seems to be the problem?
Well, I don't think that's the case
Something is wrong, and it's all your fault
How are you today? I've found a diagnosis
And I have just what you need
Something is wrong and it's all your fault
[Chorus]
Don't be afraid, you're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here
Don't run away, I'll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me
[Verse 2]
First of all, let's establish one thing:
A kind heart like me really doesn't have to do this
You don't deserve it
So pay your fees with appreciation
You're in my debt for as long as you need medication
For a chronic condition
[Bridge]
And everybody's watching, everybody wants to know
"What the hell is wrong with you, there!"
"Over there!"
Everybody noticed
The abomination inside your mouth
[Pre-Chorus]
Now, don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity
(Pull 'em out and, and, and wash 'em off, the memories)
(Tear 'em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
(Pull 'em out and, and, and wash 'em off, the memories)
(Tear 'em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)
Your infection shall have its final dance
[Bridge]
With a small pinch, let's administer the novocaine
It's not that painful, so why the hell are you crying?
I gave you treatment
You didn't even feel a thing in the first place
Oh, how fucking sad, you made excuses to dissociate
You're bleeding now 'cause you never floss
And I'm the one who deals with your loss
So open your mouth!
[Refrain]
And say "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
Say "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "Ah-!"
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
Your infection shall have its final dance
[Chorus]
Don't be afraid, you're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here
Don't run away, I'll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me
[Refrain]
Say "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
Say "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
[Bridge]
Now all of your memories, memories, memories
Must be side effects, side effects of the anesthesia
I never did, never did anything
To warrant your hate, your hate
Your hatred towards me
Anyway, let's try again
(The doctor will see you now)
[Refrain]
Say "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
"AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
"AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
"AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!"
[Chorus]
Don't pull away, you're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the surgeon here
Don't be afraid, I've given you everything!
All the teeth that I pull are mine to keep
[Post-Chorus]
I tried to help you, you chose to refuse
If you want it that way, I'm gonna operate
Forever and a day, you never had a say
[Outro]
I know exactly what's best for you
I've done exactly what's best for you