[Verse 1]
Do you like to travel, you like to snorkel in Thailand for 6,000 days
Well have I got good news for you
You were so close to that coming true
Just pull up the credits which you will easily get from recruiting your friends
Just 40 or 50 will do
And if you don't sign up today, well... you'll lose
[Chorus]
The Jig Is Up!
The Jig Is Up!
Come and catch up!
The Jig Is Up!
[Verse 2]
Now that I have all your attention I know you're ready to sign up today
Give me all [?] tales
You [?] to setting sail
Here's the contract, just a heads up there's a lot of sections of fine print
You know, all that boring stuff
Just sign on the dotted line, and we're fucked[?]
[Chorus]
The Jig Is Up!
The Jig Is Up!
Come and [?] up!
The Jig Is Up!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
The Jig Is Up!
The Jig Is Up!
Time to face[?] up!
The Jig Is Up!
The Jig Is Up!
The Jig Is Up!
You've been fucked up!
The Jig Is Up!