Flipping these patties
Come and get em
They're hot and ready!
Spending my days
Behind this griller
It's pretty killer
Many kinds of different faces
Many are just old nutcases
There’s this one old lady with these twin drills
Everyday she comes to me
Asks for bread but can't she see?
We serve burgers not baguettes
But some fries is what she’ll get
401k
Free food all day
Life couldn’t get easier than this
Grilling my time away
Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard
Pickle, Cheese, and Wild Geese
Lettuce and Bacon, Cheese
A Simple Subroutine
Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Fishburger, Elkburger, Goatburger, Duckburger
You want it we got it
Put it all together and what do you get?
A nice quick meal that’ll put you to rest
It's better than brisket, eclipses baguettes
It’ll serve you well even when you’re depressed
Same red head came here today
She asked about the bread that we serve here at this place
I told her ‘bout the bread buns
Informed her ‘bout the menu but
She didn’t order a thing
It kinda left a slight sting
My puny arms
Can only take me so far
Too much demand
Don't think I can stand
401k
Free food all day
Life couldn’t get easier than this
Grilling my time away
Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard
Pickle, Cheese, and Wild Geese
Lettuce and Bacon, Cheese
A Simple Subroutine
Fishburger, Elkburger, Goatburger, Duckburger
You want it we got it
Just name it, we’ll make it
Put it all together and what do you get?
A nice quick meal that might put you to rest
It's better than brisket, eclipses baguettes
It’ll serve you well even when you’re depressed
THAT HOBO KEEPS COMING HERE
She holds the line back with her massive pear
I told her to get out of the line, but
She just stood there
In the same spot…
C’MON JUST GET OUT OF THE LINE
Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard
Pickle, Cheese, and Wild Geese
Lettuce and Bacon, Cheese
A Simple Subroutine
Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Fishburger, Elkburger, Goatburger, Duckburger
You want it we got it
Put it all together and what do you get?
A nice quick meal that’ll put you to rest
It's better than brisket, eclipses baguettes
It’ll serve you well even when you’re depressed