Hat Films - You're in a Toby

0 слов
0 символов
0 строк
0 мин
Twelve pound for a full plate of food Six quid more for crumble too Gammon plate Gammon face Gravy boat, just to my taste Carvery, you can’t fool me Can’t cut meat, that’s not Toby Potatoes hard like snooker balls Carling pint, ’cause I’m not quite full Yes you know this meat ain’t horse Custard bowl my favourite course Another pint, I’ll treat myself Teacher’s whiskey, that’s top shelf T to the O to the B to the Y Fuck Brewers Fayre, that ain’t my vibe Smells like fart and I’m getting pumpy That Corbyn is a giant numpty Raised more flags than the Royal Navy Stop the boats just not the gravy Skip the greens ’cause they’re too woke Three more pints, that’s my top bloke GB News, for the facts Come on lads, let’s take it back Post’s arrived and I can’t be gladder I need a bloke with a giant ladder I don’t trust the BBC I won’t pay my licence fee Smash the gangs and smash the sprouts I like painting roundabouts Plate is done, I’m feeling bloated Carved it up, that meat was goated Toby’s top when I need a feed Dinner’s over and leave means leave Smells like farts You’re in a Toby Never à la carte You’re in a Toby Screaming kids You’re in a Toby Pants with skids You’re in a Toby Nans on the ground You’re in a Toby Ten pints down You’re in a Toby Dad’s on the slots You’re in a Toby Veg like rocks You’re in a Toby Is that black mould? You’re in a Toby That sausage looks old You’re in a Toby Ciggies in the mash You’re in a Toby Do you take cash? You’re in a Toby Glass in the beef You’re in a Toby Bully off leash We’re all in a Toby We’re all in a Toby We’re all in a Toby Actually I think I’m gonna go up for seconds mate Ok Can you take my plate with you? Yeah yeah, I’ll get you some as well I want some of that gammon again Yeah, yeah It was really salty and nice Do you want some mint sauce? Yeah go on then There’s some kids playing on the floor, I’ll wait until they’re done Ah fuck, it’s a bully! Well watch out for the— it’s off the leash We’re in a Toby! I thought it was alright
0

Аннотации

Аннотаций пока нет. Выделите текст, чтобы добавить первую.