All couples commonly discuss it
Yeah, we're lovers, but celebrity crushes, right
If you could have just one night, yeah yeah yeah
Not much a chance that it could happen
But if your partner would agree to give one free pass
One celeb with no questions asked, yeah yeah yeah
I'll go first, you think of who
I've thought my answer through
It's the guy from Poison, the guy from Poison
I really wanna fuck him and I'd dump you
If the guy from Poison was made my boyfriend
Every night I'm gooning like there's no tomorrow
Woah-ho
Anyway don't worry babe, statistically it can't be I'll be yours
I'd only ever leave you for the guy from Poison
I wanted this before I met you
I settled when his lawyers barred me to not go near
I tried to lick all his music gear, yeah yeah yeah
So have you thought who you choose
You seem a bit confused
It's the guy from Poison, the guy from Poison
I fantasize that you're him and that's why I don't look up
It's Poison, the guy from Poison
Every night I'm sniffing his clothes that I borrowed
Woah-ho
Anyway don't worry baby, you can just talk dirty to me
Woah-ho
I'd only ever leave you for the guy from Poison
The guy from Poison, the guy from Poison
He blocks me on his apps each time that I follow
Poison, the guy from Poison
Wish you didn't say you'll divorce me tomorrow