Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ooh-hoo
I was that little boy
That little, baby boy was me
I once was a boy, but now I am a man
I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman
Now I'm here to ask for your hand
So if you want to marry, man, will you marry me?
Will you come on stage and join me
In this thing called matrimony?
Please say yes and do not bone me
Please just marry me