[Intro: Kaitlin Olson & Glenn Howerton]
What is this strange feeling?
I feel so strange inside
It's so strange, but appealing
I feel good
[Kaitlin Olson & Glenn Howerton]
Tiny boy, little boy (ooh, ah, ooh)
Baby boy, I need you
Tiny boy, little boy (ah, ooh, oh)
I want to touch you, boy
[Glenn Howeron & Kaitlin Olson]
If you only knew, what I'd do to you (I need you, boy)
If I was that boy that's inside of you
[Kaitlin Olson & Glenn Howerton]
Tiny boy, little boy (ooh, ah, ooh)
Baby boy, I need you
Tiny boy, little boy (ah, ooh, oh)
I want to make love to you, boy
[Glenn Howeron, Kaitlin Olson, & Both]
If you only knew, what I'd do to you (boy, oh boy)
If I was that boy that's inside of you (boy, oh)
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, ah-ah
Inside, inside, inside of you, my, my
Boy
Oh boy
[Kaitlin Olson]
Just to be clear
I did not write that song
And have never had sex with a child
Just to be clear, just to be clear
Most men find me to be an eight or nine out of ten
And I am available to any interested men
Who'd like to get my number after the show