[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
Yo, let's get serious for a moment
(Let's get serious for a moment)
Who's bringing real butt back?
It's freaking me, fricker
[Verse 1]
Big, big, big G
Let me relay what I've seen (Yeah)
Peen, in a Playgirl magazine (Yeah)
Shoot my nut at his butt
Shoot a three and it's green (Ah)
Wiener fiend
Eat it up, Lean cuisine (It up)
Tight grip when I'm clenching on my backside (On my backside)
Last time I was with a woman was a bad time
(Was a bad time)
No, I'm not Celtic
But I blow him like the bagpipes (Like the bagpipes)
He not on the Celtics
Best believe that his D. White (Big Derek, ay)
In the meat line for the meat ride (For the meat ride)
Doggy to missionary
We flip it like a B-side (Like a B-side)
Vibrator, might stick it in his behind (In his butt)
Bzz, bzz, bzz, got it sounding like a beehive (Like a beehive)
You got D? For whom? Me? (Little ol' me?)
Dude cheeks, ah
Boo-bies, ah
No lube, no shower, use grease (Ew)
Butt spreading like systemic disease, yeah
[Chorus]
Okay, who got the keys to the chastity cage?
Where the gays? Who swings both ways?
I'm tryna see something
I'm tryna see something
I'm tryna see something, ooh
Okay (Okay), who got the keys to the chastity cage? (To the, to the)
Where the gays? Who swings both ways? (Where they at?)
I'm tryna see something (Ah)
I'm tryna see something (Ay, ay)
I'm tryna see something, ooh (Ay, ay)
[Verse 2]
If I was never on, how could I fall off? (Fall off)
Other than reverse cowgirl when I'm on top (Yeehaw)
No labcoat, grab the balls, then I tell him "cough"
RayBan smart glasses, sex tape in the Meta logs (Meta)
Uh, mean mugging while I meat mog (Uh)
Back 'n forth, up and down
Yuh, like a seesaw
Dick-slexic, I see penis when I read wrong
Erection's what it's called when the meat's long (Boing)
I cry when I nut, that's a fun fact (That's a fun fact)
Forget a BBL, I'm bringing butt back (I'm bringing butt back)
If you nut in one stroke, that's a one-tap
He got vitiligo, white meat but the butt's black (But the what?)
Yeah, I'm tryna see something (Yeah)
You better get to it (Uh-huh)
No flatties, only fatties
Tryna see movement (Yeah)
Not a lot doing what I've been doing
Tell Jermaine Lamar Cole he gon' have to come sue me
[Chorus]
Okay, who got the keys to the chastity cage?
Where the gays? Who swings both ways?
I'm tryna see something
I'm tryna see something
I'm tryna see something, ooh
Okay (Okay), who got the keys to the chastity cage? (To the, to the)
Where the gays? Who swings both ways? (Where they at?)
I'm tryna see something (Ah)
I'm tryna see something (Ay, ay)
I'm tryna see something, ooh (Ay, ay)
[Outro]
Woo (Woo)
I said woo (Woo)