[Verse 1]
My friends sent me a text last week
And this is what it said:
What happened to the money you owe me?
Well I'd spent it all on eBay
So I couldn't pay him back;
And his brother is twice the size of me
[Chorus]
But
He used a colon p
Yes, a colon p
And that made his message funny
He's not going to get his money
'Cause of colon p
Yes, a colon p
Stick your tongue out, tilt your head round ninety degrees
Bad things turn good with the use of colon ps
[Verse 2]
I was dumping my old sofa
By someone else's house
When I ran into a policeman on his beat
He was just about to nick me
So I just stuck out my tongue
And we both went colon p-ing down the street
[Chorus]
I did the colon p;
He did the colon p
It's the reply that never fails
Now I won't get sent to jail
'Cause of colon p. (Do the colon, do the p.)
Yes the colon p. (Do the colon, do the p.)
Stick your tongue out, tilt your head round ninety degrees
Bad things turn good with the use of colon ps
[Bridge]
Break it down
A scientific study from the University of Kent
Shows that colon p improves your life by twenty-eight percent
You can use it on the beach, you can use it in the car
You can use it on your girlfriend or that girl behind the bar
[Instrumental]
[Outro]
Stick your tongue out, tilt your head round ninety degrees
Join with me and fill the world with colon ps
Join with me
And fill the world
With colon ps!