Matthew and Ben, teenage best friends
Would often get stoned at night
But when they found out that they'd completely run out
It gave them an awful fright
Matt froze with fear
Ben said, "Oh dear"
It looked like being a boring night
So Matthew and Ben sat in the kitchen
As bored as two boys could be
Awake for so long that their brains went all wrong
So tired they could hardly see
Their eyes went red
They felt half dead
It was like being completely monged
Matt said to Ben
"We should do this again
It’s so much cheaper than buying from Dave"
So Matthew and Ben told all their friends
What fun being tired could be
They stayed up late too and found out it was true
And they all got stoned for free
The sum they saved
Was to be praised
They'd saved enough to buy cocaine thanks to Matthew and Ben
Matthew and Ben
Matthew and Ben
Matthew and Ben