(Spoken Intro)
[EMCEE]
Distinguished friends, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is my great privilege introducing to you a man whose family name was both famous and infamous. And now may I present to you, Doctor Baron Frederick von Frankenstein
[FREDERICK]
Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et messieurs, Damen und Herren, from what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues, may I now present a cultured, sophisticated man about town. Hit it!
(Song)
If you're blue
And you don't know
Where to go to
Why don't you go
Where fashion sits?
[MONSTER]
Puuu oon riii!
[FREDERICK]
Different types
May wear a day coat
Pants with stripes
Or cutaway coat
Perfect fits
[MONSTER]
Puuu oon riii!
[FREDERICK]
Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper
Try mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper
[MONSTER]
Coopah doopah!
[FREDERICK]
Come let's mix
Where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks
Or umberellers
In their mitts
[MONSTER]
Puuu oon riii!
(Dance break)
[FREDERICK]
Nothing! Nothing, I tell you! 5, 6, 7, 8! God's sake, come on! Are you trying to make me look like a fool? Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him! Come on, don't you understand me? I will not let you destroy my work! As your creator, I command you to come back!