[Intro John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
Alright Ken, you ready for this one? (Oh yes!)
Good
[Verse 1 John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
You're like a halo, you go above some people's heads
You're like a biro, sometimes you're blue and sometimes red, (Yes)
You're like a Volvo, you keep your lights on in the day, (No I don't)
Like a last Rolo, you rarely give yourself away! (I know)
Here we go...
[Chorus John Shuttleworth, Ken Worthington & Both]
Can you Ken Ken? (Ooh!)
Can you Ken Ken?
You may be able to can can, but Can You Ken Ken, Ken?
Can you Ken Ken? (Aye?)
Can you Ken Ken?
You may be able to can can, but Can You Ken Ken? (Oh!)
[Verse 2 John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
You're like a Polo, your hole is greater than your parts (Oh clever!)
But you're not like Eric Bristow, i.e. you're terrible at darts! (Darts? I am, actually)
Awe that's lovely John
[Chorus 2 John Shuttleworth, Ken Worthington & Both]
Can you Ken Ken? (Ooh! Blimey)
Can you Ken Ken?
You may be able to can can (I can actually)
But Can You Ken Ken, Ken?
Can you Ken Ken?
Can you Ken Ken?
You may be able to can can, but Can You Ken Ken?
[Outro John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
Because, I know I can't! (I can!)
Good! Glad to hear it!
Well, I think I can, not sure now, you got me worried!