[Intro John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
Come on
Are you ready for this one? (Yes)
Good
[Bridge John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
I put a bandage on a little boys knee...
Oooft, No, you've got say which little boy (Oh!)
Did you not know that? (No)
Yep, just uhm, shout it out on the beat, don't try sing it whatever you do, you'll become a [?] (Oh)
Right, here we go
[Verse 1 John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
I put a bandage on little boys knee
Which little boy?
The lead singer of Def Leppard, he lived near me! (Oh!)
(He did, Joe Elliot, used to live 'round [?])
[Bridge John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
He slipped on some ice, at the end of our drive
If it wasn't for me, he might now not be alive! (That's right)
[Chorus John Shuttleworth]
But Do The Stars Remember?
As the [?] masses cheer!
The little people who helped them
On the road to their chosen career!
[Verse 2 John Shuttleworth]
I stopped a bus for Sebastian [?], he couldn't catch it
For he was too slow!
So I put my hand out and caused it stop
As Seb got on he said 'Phew! Thanks a lot!'
[Chorus John Shuttleworth]
But Do The Stars Remember?
As the [?] masses cheer!
The little people who helped them
On the road to their chosen career!
[Interlude John Shuttleworth]
Everybody!
With harmonies, if you can do harmonies
And if you can't, please don't, it sounds horrible
[Chorus Both]
But Do The Stars Remember?
As the [?] masses cheer!
The little people who helped them
On the road, to, their chosen caree- Ooft!
[Outro John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington]
Somebody was flat then, who was that?
That was you Ken, Obviously
That's alright, you're not a vocalist (No)
You're a clarinettist, want to hear some clarinet on this LP? (No, fear)
Oh go on Ken, get your clarinet out
No, no