[Intro]
I'm a Modern Man, I'm a Modern Man
I do the household chores, whenever I can!
I'm a Modern Man, I'm a Modern Man
I do the washing up, apart from the frying pan
(Cause your best to leave the soak for a while..)
[Verse 1]
On Saturday morning I take an hour or two out of my life
To go shopping with Mary, my wife!
(Ooft.. No..)
[Outro]
It goes a bit quick there, like uh, [?]
Just a bit too fast for me to play
Hello Micaela, [?] my niece just come in
Don't do that love, please...
I'm gonna abandon this one actually
Ooft.. Shut up! Mary!