I rock the mic like Bomfunk MCs Freestyler
Sting rocks the sheets with Trudie Styler
Outlandos d'Tantric Amour they don't tire
Sting things not stung from being bent up inside her
Call them Bedroom Bob Marleys, 'cause they Wailers
Call them Brian Doyle Murrays 'cause they like to send a mailer
But when The Police picked up a gig in the Cantina
Sting felt a disturbance in his boxers when he seen a
Pretty Yoda Thing with greasy yellow hair
He knew that his sting had to get stuck up in there
He made the Police promise not to taddle
The House lights went down and Sting went down on Yaddle
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
I rock the rock the microphone, gangsta
Like this homey that first thought Sting was a wankster
That Andy Summers OG six string finger blaster
But he's more known as the Police's chief prankster
25 years older than the other two
He was sipping Moet when they were sniffing glue
Destiny intervened off the M-1 ramp into Leeds
Summers pulled over the bus for a carvery
Gets interrupted by a punk teen acting obscene
Gobs in the parsnips, ruining the cuisine
First came horror, then came the intrigue
At this thing whose name was Sting he liked what he see
Copeland, Summers, Sting gonna make music history
Then Sting will go solo to make the sountrack to Ferngully
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
"SAY WHAT!?" shouts Stewart Copeland, "Sting is cheating?
"You best believe that boy is getting a beating"
But the anger subsides when Andy psst's in his ear
Trudie's fly but with Yaddle she just can't compare
Although Stuart ain't no saint he's a spook in the machine
Undercover CIA working behind the scenes
The world tour's a front for his black ops plots
Moving troops, starting coups running shadow ops
Monday in Cairo with the consulate having a round of hats
Next night he's in Beiruit selling refurbished Egyptian gatts
Atache case of blue prints not a gig bag or sticks
Tryna force micofische down the hole in his dick
Crack Ravages communities. decimation guareteed
And Stewart Copeland was the fool put that rock out on the street
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
In an alien
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole
In an alien (raw dog that frog)
My dick's inside an alien
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole (in an alien)
In an alien (raw dog that frog)
My dick's inside an alien (give it hard, give it hard)
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole (so hard)
In an alien (So hot hard)
My dick's inside an alien (They look a like)
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole (I guess Sting's got a type)
In an alien (Seriously though)
My dick's inside an alien (compare the two)
I'm an Englishman in Yaddle's hole (F-f-f-f-f-freestyler, rock rock the microphone)