[Intro]
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, this class makes me sick! (Yeah get ready, disgusting)
Look at you, scrawny armed motherfuckers and you
You fat fucking pork [?] (Pathetic)
We gotta work out
[Chorus]
You gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise
Gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise
You gotta lift them thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs (thighs, thighs, thighs)
You gotta lift them back sides, sides, sides (back, sides, sides)
You gotta lift them thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs (lift them thighs, thighs, thighs)
You gotta lift them back sides, sides, sides, sides, sides (back, sides, sides)
[Verse]
Lifting heavy weights, [?]
Everyday, benchpresses, [?] fitness
Get them gains, treadmill, jiggle that rope
And again, again, again
[Chorus]
You gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise
Gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise, watch me
[Interlude]
Yeah kid, just soak it all in
This is what it means to be a man (Uh)
Not you, shut up
Mister Juan, is he dying?
He's not- no, this is a prime male specimen performing at peak capacity right now kid
Professor Juan, let me be clear, it does not look like he's doing so hot right now
Hey shut up Obama, he doesn't need your opinion (Young Sheldon)
[Verse]
I love going to the gym, there's a lot of hot guys there
You could meet a twink or you could meet a bear
But I don't ever exercise, man, that shit is gay
If you want results you gotta go there everyday
I'm too lazy for that, man, yeah I'm fucking straight
Go buy my fucking vitamin supplements anyway
If you're gay they'll turn you straight
If you're straight they'll turn you gay
If you're bi they'll make it so you can only fuck after labor day
Buy my Juan Largo protein powder, it is made out of my own cum
Drink it when you take your steroids and it will make you dumb
Drink it when you're working out and it will make you retarded
If you buy it, I'll give you a free shirt that says "who farted?"
Wear it to the gym when you go to pick up guys
That's all the gym is good for, anything else is lies
They should kick out every women in there, distraction from the main attraction
Men's thighs and back sides
[Interlude]
That-that was what we're going for, right?
How you can go to the gym and you can pick up dudes
That's my kind of main thing with it
Are- are you alright Cone?
Are you doing okay? (I'm so out of shape)
Come on man, one more time, you got it (Alright, class)
[Chorus]
You gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise
Gotta lift (lift)
Pump (pump)
Bench (bench)
Exercise
[Outro]
I told me man, this exercising shit, it's pretty fucking dumb
Oh god I'm gonna die
Not my thing