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Real swiper business(yeah)
I just scammed a ps5 from target
Went and bought it with gumi's card but she don't know it yet
Then i switched out the ps5 for a ps4
Went back to target right through the door
I asked the clerk, ''hey can i get a refund?''
She said ''of course, but do you have the receipt?''
I lowkey lost the receipt i think its under the seat
She said ''its okay i can give you store credit''
Walked out and went to my car, then i remembered i don't have a car, i took the city bus to get here
They revoked my license cause i was drinking beer
Went to the library and hopped on a pc
Im finna print me a fake ass receipt
Downloaded tor browser and i got to searchin
I found a website but it was all in german
I asked an old man and asked him if he knew german
He said ''ja i speak das gut german.''
Went back to target with the fake receipt
Told the clerk, ''hey look i found the receipt!''
She said ''that's great, but can you explain something? why is there a ps4 in a ps5 box?''
That's when shit got real, i started sweating
I said ''i don't know, i got it for my wedding.''
She said if you're married where's you're ring
I said ''my husband is broke he ain't buy a ring''
She felt so bad, she gave a full refund
Scam successful now its time to run
Walked out the store
Easy fraud