This is a story
A story about adventure (action)
A story about drama, suspense (guns)
About friendship, about courage (sick beats)
And most importantly, (dope rhymes)
It's a story about caves (keep on tellin' 'em cave stories)
Lyrical walk-through (one step at a time)
Front to back (one step at a time, don't get ahead of yourself)
Let's go (keep on tellin 'em cave stories)
I wake up and take a look around me, astounding
I'm stranded in strange and cavernous surroundings
Robot built with scientific efficiency, but
Who i am and how i got here is a mystery
To find out, i'ma have to explore
My adventure started when i walked through the door
It's littered with traps like critters and bat
Sharp spikes and more, platforms galore, but
First things first, i notice that i'm defenseless
Gonna have to search and secure me a weapon
I found the hermit gunsmith, quietly i sneak in
'cause he's at his workbench sleepin'
I decided it was best not to wake him
I open up the chest, grab the polar star and take it
I'm finally armed, i'm a super bad android
Worthy of the worship of millions of nerdy fanboys
Now that i've acquired this new radical blaster
Search the cave top to bottom looking for answers
Chances are, if i just give it some time, my memory will return
Everything will be fine, i was walking around, i wasn't paying no mind
To the hole in the ground, i tripped and i started falling
All the way down, until i landed in a village
Now i'm standing face to face with an angry looking rabbit critter
Yeah, this is king, the leader of mimiga village
Seems like he's angry, doesn't really like outsiders
That's fine
I went to the reservoir, found a silver locket in the water
And then
I walk in the shack, and now i'm under attack
Baby toroko was illin' like she's high on crack
I said "ya need to relax, kid, i'm not here to hurt you
I'm a fortified friend, made of metal and virtue
Specifically designed with heroic capabilities
I'm ready, willing, prepared to fight
And using all of my enhanced physical abilities
I'll battle to the end to defend what's right!"
Well, she let her guard down, and started to calm down
Next thing i know, somebody's pounding the door down
Big mini-boss with the brain of a small dog
He's looking for sue, his name is balrog
And that ain't all, dog, he didn't come alone, he brought
His cousin and she looks like some kind of witch or something
Her name is misery and she's an evil sorceress
And her intentions are altogether torturous
Mistook toroko for sue and zapped her
Back to the doctor's fortress
That's all that i can stands, i can't stands no more of this
Balrog was like "is that a threat?"
I smiled and said "of course it is!"
Hit him hard with a flurry of level three blasts and
Took him down fast, he was like "i'll be back"
And with that? i declared myself the winner, still
I feel i'm in the middle of something very sinister
Yeah, that was something
I went to the cemetery, checked arthur's grave
Found a key to his house
I opened it up, checked the computer
Teleporter says egg corridor
Better check it out