[Verse 1]
I just can’t believe my eyes
I look to the Yarmouth skies
And the seagulls are enormous I’m in disbelief (Cor Blimey)
I breathe in the Norfolk air
Smell cow shite everywhere
I’m off to Gorleston beach
No other can compare
[Chorus]
Why would you fly to Tenerife
When you can drive to Hemsby
Save yourself a couple hundred quid, go Winterton-On-Sea
Walk your dog and have a cup of tea
Two sugars, please
[Verse 2]
I just took the X1 bus
From Acle to Great Yarmouth
I’m counting cows along the Acle Straight (There’s 49)
I jump off at Market Gates
To catch up with my old mate
And tip the Puppet Man as he tries to dance (Good ol’ boy)
[Chorus]
Why would you fly to Tenerife
When you can drive to Hemsby
Save yourself a couple hundred quid, go Winterton-On-Sea
Walk your dog and have a cup of tea
Two sugars, please
[Verse 3]
Might go to Cromer and catch a crab (Quite tasty)
Or see the seals down Horsey Gap (Couldn’t eat a whole one)
Got a Tinder date at half past two (Alright my darlin’?)
But I’m at Roys at Wroxham stuck in the queue (What a palava)
[Chorus 2x]
Why would you fly to Tenerife
When you can drive to Hemsby
Save yourself a couple hundred quid, go Winterton-On-Sea
Walk your dog and have a cup of tea
Two sugars, please
Why would you fly to Tenerife
When you can drive to Hemsby
Save yourself a couple hundred quid, go Winterton-On-Sea
Walk your dog and have a cup of tea
Two sugars, please