I was shoppin' for a suit the other day
And walked into the Department Store
I stepped on the elevator
And told the girl, "say,er, aa, dry goods floor
Now when I got off, a salesman walked up to me
He said,"Now what can I do for you?"
I said "Maaan, show me all them
Sports clothes Jack
Just like you a-a supposed to do"
He said "Well, you know a this year
The country's on a continental kick
And everybody likes the Latin design."
I said,"Well do you have?"
He said, "Man we got everything