[Intro; Little Squishy]
Got too many guests in your holiday show
Mix them all together you got yourself a go
Bret Michaels, Alice Cooper with Al and Squash
Counting down to a celebrity bash
[Bridge 1; Bret Michaels, Alice Cooper]
Let's party y'all!
Holiday Mash-Up!
Say what? Here we go
Holiday Mash-Up!
[Chorus 1; Little Squishy and Alice Cooper and Al, Bret Michaels, Alice Cooper, Lettuce]
Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash (Get your holiday)
Cut it as a single, make some holiday cash
Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash
Hope some people buy it and don't throw it in trash
Bleugh!
Holiday Mash-Up!
[Verse 1; Little Squishy, Little Squishy and Al, Apple]
On January first, we toast the new fruit year
Valenfruits give sweets to those you hold dear
Salute the fruit fathers on presi-fruits day
Fruit hogs day with the sun in your brain
On the day we glorify the trees we came from
Crazy wig day sound awesome (Ya-ha-ha!)
But it's actually dumb (Oh come on!)
[Chorus 2; Little Squishy and Alice Cooper and Al, Apple]
Holiday Mash-Up, gonna be a bash (Ow, ow, ow)
Now I think it's time we hear a solo from Squash
[Bridge 2; Bret Michaels, Alice Cooper, Squash]
Let's party y'all
Yeah, okay
Ahh!
[Verse 1; Little Squishy, Little Squishy and Al, Alice Cooper, Little Squishy and Alice Cooper]
On fruit dependence day we mark our fruit country's birth
Laughing everyday, give thanks for all the mirth (Wa-ha!)
When we woop it up for not being eaten
Fruit-oween we wear a mask
For trick or treating!
Marshmellovis is 8 days long my peeps
Fruitskis Santa gives some of us the creeps
(Happy holidays)
[Chorus 2; Little Squishy and Alice Cooper and Al, Alice Cooper Bret Michaels, Al]
Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash (Holiday Mash-Up!)
Hope Santa doesn't wind up with a holiday gash (He's scary)
(Oh yeah, I'm the scary one, oh yeah)
Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash
(More Apple!)
Play it every year at your holiday bash
(What?!)
[Outro; Little Squishy]
Holiday Mash-Up!