[verse 1]
You know, i was eyeing that before you bought it
But you got it
And now, we stare at the ceiling all the time
I don’t love you anymore
But we all know that’s a lie
But this camera’s still rolling
‘bout time you crawl back into
The proverbial hole in the wall
[verse 2]
What sucks is that i don’t know how to
Play guitar in tune
And yet, i still come back to the scene of the crime
The distortion pedal
Removes the mistakes
I make from day to day
It’s a buffer between reality and i
[chorus]
And we’re never gonna fall in love
And we’re never gonna get a job
And we’re never gonna sell out
And we’re never gonna take a punch
Don’t say i love my guitar more than you
Because i still love you very much
[verse 3]
It’s time to lose yourself to the true american spirit
Witch’s hat, please take my two cents
You fall out of line
Time after time
And it goes against the ringing bells
I’m against conforming
But could you conform for myself
[verse 3]
You know, i was eyeing you before i saw you
Then i forgot you
We’re all superficial in that way
Maybe it’s superfluous to say
But i feel that with so many people
As much as i like to make fun of superficiality
I’m superficial myself
[chorus]
And we’re never gonna fall in love
And we’re never gonna get a job
And we’re never gonna sell out
And we’re never gonna stay in touch
Don’t say i love my distortion more than you
Because i still love you very much