[verse 1]
I can wake up in the morning
And i can eat breakfast, too
And i can drive to work or school or fall back into bed
And i can make an ambient record, that’s something i can do
Or i can go on the internet
And make people feel bad for me
I spend most my time talking to myself
I feel like steven jesse bernstein
[verse 2]
Listening to you talk sometimes hurts my head
Listening to you talk can be a chore
You exaggerate everything beyond disbelieve
I never know what next is in store
You talk to yourself like you’re helpless
You talk to yourself like you’re not human
I feel like i’m talking to huey long
And i feel like randy newman
You’re a cracker
[verse 3]
The sun rises every day in the west
And it falls over in the east
If i had to make that rotation every day
I would be deceased
I am like the sun in a way
Everything’s about me
I can make the world go around
I can control the seas
Who cares suffering of others
And the deforestation of trees
I misuse the countless genocides to look better
Everything’s about me
[chorus]
I like to make everything about myself
I like to make everything about myself
You can’t put me back up on the shelf
When everything’s about myself
[verse 4]
Cecily renns starts her record shinwoo i
With the repeated phrase
I’m a bad person, i’m a bad person
I’m a bad person, well okay
The intention’s not to be honest
But to deflect critics coming her way
To put her own trauma above the trauma she’s caused
And gain sympathy at the end of the day
I can’t really criticize too much
‘cause i’ve written songs in the same sense
However, there’s one big difference between us
That is yet to be said
My emotional honesty is through the roof
I’m getting 9’s and 10’s
My emotional honesty is through the roof
I feel like cecily renns
Except i don’t groom 17 year olds
I don’t groom 17 year olds
I’m not into loli or ageplay
Or grooming 17 year olds
Give me sympathy or give me death
I don’t groom 17 year olds
I don’t groom 17 year olds like cecily renns
Yet, i’ll beg for your sympathy if i do
[outro]
I cheered when humphrey was chosen
My faith in the system restored
I'm glad that commies were thrown out
Of the afl cio board
And i love puerto ricans and negros
As long as they don't move next door
So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal