[Verse 1]
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
Can't you take a joke?
Just a little poke?
For a minute or two?
[Verse 2]
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
Can't you fake a smile?
For a little while?
Until this thing is through?
[Chorus]
It stops being funny when it starts being you
It stops being funny when it starts being you
[Verse 3]
What's the matter with me?
What's the matter with me?
Can't you take a pinch?
Give a single inch?
I'll do a thing for free
[Chorus]
It stops being funny when it starts being you
It stops being funny when it starts being you