[intro: rolfe, earl, mitzi]
Hey, i'm glad i got here first to tell you what really happened
Mitzi's boyfriend went out of town, and of course she calls me, rolfe dewolfe, and asks me out for a date!
She asked you out for a date, huh rolfe?(yes, me.)
Well, let's hear her side of the story!
He went away, and you hung around
And bothered me every night(you loved it!)
And when i wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice(go fly a kite!)
[verse 1: mitzi, others]
My boyfriend's back, and you're gonna be in trouble
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin', better cut out on the double
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
You been spreadin' lies that i was untrue
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
So, look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
[refrain: all]
Yeah, he knows what you been tryin'
And he knows that you been lyin'
[verse 2: mitzi, others]
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
If i were you, i'd take a permanent vacation
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
[refrain: others, rolfe]
Hey, he knows i wasn't cheatin'(uh huh...)
Now, you're gonna get a beatin'
[bridge: others, rolfe]
What made you think he'd believe all your lies?(one word: polaroids!)
Woah-ooh, woah-ooh
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size(uh-)
Woah-ooh, wait and see
[verse 3: mitzi, rolfe, others]
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation(that'd be a full-time job!)
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
If i were you, i'd take a permanent vacation(well, i do have an appointment-)
(hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
[outro: others, rolfe, earl]
Well, i can see him comin'(uh, where?)
So, you better start a-runnin'
Hey rolfe, if i were you, i'd get out of town right now, buddy!
I ain't afraid of steroid-breath!(suit yourself, rolfe!)
Uh, is that him!?(wait and see!)
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
Yeah, my boyfriend's back, best look out now!
Well, i can see him comin', so, you better start a-runnin' (la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
My boyfriend's back