Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Got my check, no more depression
Got to play my life’s obsession
Gobble those dots, forget the kids
Can’t you see what fun it is?
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Arcades, malls, searching for him
Got to play, got to win
Eat the fruits and monsters too
I got my game, so who needs you?
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
[Instrumental Break]
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Got my hat, shirt and mug
I hope they never pull the plug
PacMan this, PacMan that
Losing money, where it’s at
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
People who play him cannot win
Soon it’s poverty that they’re in
Pump your quarters in the game
You video addicts are all the same
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!
Anti-PacMan!