I want to see the world Sail across the sea
So c'mon ya people Won't you fundraise me!
I want to go to hotels My face lit up with impish glee
So c'mon yer lads C'mon fundraise me!
Go ahead fund me, cherish with fee
Ain't I so gorgeous, so fundraise me
I have the platform, I start the campaign
Fund me now I want to swim in champagne
And if you want to know what and how
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Your money worth nothing unless you invest
To me I got everything I got abs and chest
So start a fundraiser who the hell you think you are
Keeping all that money are you an R-tar?
I owe you nothing the world owes me much
For I am god you'll worship as such
So c'mon you maggots pay me and screw you
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