[Intro]
I just left the doctors office under anesthesia
I just ate a motherfuckin' pepperoni pizza
I look fucking high I think I'm taller than the Giza
I think mom just told me go eat pepperoni pizza
[Chorus]
Pepperoni pizza, Pepperoni pizza
Before I suck some dick, make sure to eat the fucking pizza
Pepperoni pizza, Pepperoni pizza
I really love the fucking pizza
[Verse 1]
Put some extra cheese, I need grease
I need to eat at peace so I can go be obese
I eat piece after piece, they started to get worried
They called the fucking police, I told them "No, No, Please!"
They started talking to me
I acted deaf so I stayed silent
But the lady said he was talking just two minutes ago
I said "No?" They said "Ha! Gotchu n****"
[Verse 2]
I wasn't really deaf they caught me in my act
I told the fucking lady "Go die, you can eat my ass"
Just let me eat my pizza. Let me eat it piece by piece
And if I don't then I will make sure to bring my niece
My niece, her name is Fatimah, she is an alcoholic
I swear if she played zombies she would use the perkaholic
And you know she's the boss, percocets, molly, percocets
My niece is related to Future Hendrix