[Chorus 1]
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
[Verse 1]
Little Larry Lemon keeps giving it the biggun
Same every week, yet we still forgive him
Boshed all his oats incoming armageddon
He got so smashed, she had to cancel the wedding
Kiss and told bunny killer got the hump
Steak and BJ's for 10 quid a pop
They all come running for the 241
Bell the Amsterdam mustard point 5 got 'em gassed
Coming up the rear, throwing packet in the lid
No soup for you took a shit in the bin
Don't be afraid mate, that's just how he is
The secret's out, you better get another drink
Snuck round the back, perfume nut ducked a round
Oh the okie cokie, they all fall down
When you hear that bell, reach for the pound
We've gone off the tracks in a London town
[Chorus 2]
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
[Verse 2]
Perspex menagerie torn at the seams
A gaff full of stallions all on the beak
Lighthouse lunatic, chock full of beers
Radio rental, there's gonna be tears
Wait, don't look now, it's cauliflower ears
Stained glass merlot, burgundy veneers
Loves a row, mate, loves a barney
Drinks in grove, and he drinks in barnet
It's all the same, bad faith on the tear up
Straight out the paddock, man bun, got the hair up
Long face Liv and mad Rose have paired up
Both in the race, about to jump the staff
Not happy with the pint, not wunderbar
Sit down to pollava while we empty glass
So many stories you couldn't grasp
Watch everything change when they don the mask
[Bridge]
Trust a working man to drink his fears
Just animals for family round here
We're drowning in a church of blood and tears
Just animals for family round here
[Chorus 3]
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show