[Intro: Administrator, Heavy]
Mission begins in sixty seconds
Medic
Doctor
Medic
Soldier, where is Doctor?
Medic
[Verse 1: Hatsune Miku]
It's been far too long
Since we had the time for a one-on-one
We've been too deep in the throngs
Of class-based warfare
And I've begun to have feelings for you
Nothing professional medics should do
Good job I lost my license, ja?
How about we stop this chit-chat
Let me pocket that ass, honey (Ahh-ahh-ahh!)
[Chorus: Hatsune Miku]
The rounds started, we can take it steady
Let's push the cart when the time is ready
My team is BLU, but my face feels red
My head ain't in the game, it's full of you instead
Your health is running low, you need a Quick-Fix-er-upper
When we're this close, you make my heart stutter, Heavy
Love and war are an art, so come on
I'll ÜberCharge your baboon heart (Your mega baboon heart)
[Verse 2: Hatsune Miku]
Don't worry, this'll only heal you
Open your heart, and let me see through
Your heavy-lifting tough facade
And show me the man you truly are
I am the Blutsauger
I want to taste the deep sanguine dripping down your neck
When you're feeling weak, I'll be your blighted beacon
Come on, Heavy, now let's practice medicine
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus: Hatsune Miku]
The rounds started, we can take it steady
Let's push the cart when the time is ready
My team is BLU, but my face feels red
My head ain't in the game, it's full of you instead
Your health is running low, you need a Quick-Fix-er-upper
When we're this close, you make my heart stutter, Heavy
Love and war are an art, so come on
I'll Ubercharge you, are ya ready? Go! (Ahh-ahh-ahh)
[Verse 3: Hatsune Miku]
Come on, let's dance to melodies most medical
Bet you never thought you'd tango with the devil
What's the matter? Was ist los?
I'll be with you from now on
You can't go now, losing you is verboten
[Outro: Hatsune Miku, Heavy]
Your health is running low, you need a Quick-Fix-er-upper
When we're this close, you make my heart stutter, Heavy
Love and war are an art, so come on
I'm energized, ready to charge
I'll Vita-Saw their team apart
I'll Kritzkrieg you with flying sparks
I'll vaccinate til death do part
I'll ÜberCharge, push the cart
Show them who the hell we are
I'll Übercharge your baboon heart (Your mega baboon heart)
Ha-ha-ha
It is good day to be gay