[Verse 1]
Save me the small talk, I wouldn't like it even if it were big
I treasure the gesture but how about let's not and say we did
Regret to inform you that I'm not stepping foot in my party dress
Even if I wanted to, we know how the last time went
[Pre-Chorus]
Ain't your ordinary belle of the ball
If you're really asking, I'll tell you now
[Chorus]
All I want for my birthday is to be left alone
If you're feeling generous, give me a week
Maybe if I'm lucky, I could have a month
Fuck it, never talk to me again
[Verse 2]
Everything I hoped it would be since I was twelve
Eating this shit up as if it were fucking Carvel
Tell my folks I love them and I'll see them in hell
Cause I'm not letting up this time, I won't be letting up this time
[Pre-Chorus]
Ain't your ordinary belle of the ball
If you're really asking, I'll tell you now
[Chorus]
All I want for my birthday is to be left alone
If you're feeling generous, give me a week
Maybe if I'm lucky, I could have a month
Fuck it, never talk to me again