[Wiggins, spoken]
The Baker Street Division of the Metropolitan Detective Police Force stands all present and correct, sir!
[Holmes, spoken]
Gentleman, I shall ask you to assist me in removing a packet of letters from the home of a woman in Serpentine Lane
[Wiggins, to the *Baker Street Irregulars*, spoken]
We're to pinch a batch of Dear Johnny's out of some doxy's lodgings. Got it?
[Wiggins, *Wiggins & The Irregulars*]
*Leave it to us, Guv*
*Leave it to us*
Say the word and it's as good as done *(It's done)*
What'cha need, Guv?
Look at the speed, Guv
For if it's speed you need to do the deed
*We'll do it on the run*
*Just name your fancy although it may be chancy*
*We'll fill the bill without a fuss*
And when the other blokes'll touch it not for money, not for love
*Leave it to us, Guv*
*Leave it to us*
*Yahoo!*
[Holmes, spoken]
Your response is heartwarming. However, there will be no 'pinching' involved
[Wiggins, spoken]
How do we get the letters then, sir?
[Holmes, spoken]
You will merely toss a smoke rocket into the woman's bedroom window. She will assume there's a fire and rush without thinking to save her valued possessions. I shall attend to the rest
[Wiggins, to the *Baker Street Irregulars*, spoken]
We send up the spoke and he does the pinching. Got it?
[Wiggins, *Wiggins & The Irregulars*]
*You can depend, Guv, right to the end*
*Everything is safely in the bag*
Where have you [?], Guv
That was the [?], Guv
And in a shot we'll do the lot *(although we're not the ones to brag)*
Give us an inkling and in a twinkling *(It's done and there's nothing to discuss)*
*For if you can't do it yourself then by the blinking [?] above*
*Leave it to us, Guv*
*Leave it to us*
[Watson, presumably, spoken]
Are they quite finished?
[Wiggins, after whistling, spoken]
And ready for further instruction, sir!
[Holmes, spoken]
You will receive the rest of your instructions at ten o'clock this morning at Serpentine Lane
[Wiggins, to the *Baker Street Irregulars*, spoken]
All troops report four bells Serpentine Lane. Got it?
[Holmes, spoken]
One moment! Watson, I've been meaning to speak to you about the R[?] Affair - did you send off the telegram as I told you to?
[Wiggins, *Wiggins & The Irregulars*]
*Leave it to us, Guv*
*Leave it to us*
*Your every little wish is our command*
*Truer than true, Guv*
*We'll see it through, Guv*
*Give us a clue and we will do whatever you may have in hand*
*We'll do a role, Sir*
*At your beck and call, Sir*
*We'll give you satisfaction plus*
*If you need a helping hand to give a little extra shove*
*Do us a [?], Guv*
We give satisfaction
*So, Guv*
Put us into action
*Who're ya gonna trust to help you keep the peace?*
Surely not the London Metropolitan Police
*Trust The Irregulars to stay your regulars*
Wiggins!
*Shutbellow!*
*Nimbo!*
*Perkins!*
*And Macgiver!*
*The Baker Street Irregulars*
*That's us (that's us)*
*That's us (that's us)*
*That's us!*